Myspace, Google, Skype, Facebook, Twitter, MSN, everyone’s expanding. “Choose us”, they scream. “we can provide you with everything you need”.

YouTube’s not an exception. “Okay, you have a company/ product brand! Give us your bag of gold an we can help you in 5 different ways”.

If you wanna know the five magic ways, consult the great minds at fallon planning.

If you wanna learn the more ordinary five point palm exploding heart technique, consult this humble martial artist instead:

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