I blame Kevin Bacon for all my shortcomings on the dance floor. These were my formative years dance wise. And when you have a look at the trailer you remember just why you never moved beyond the two step.

And now they decided to remake the movie about the american small town banning dance… yessir. Looks like the new generation are cursed with county line dancing. They obviously tried to top the two step. I think they may have done it. The new Kevin Bacon dances like a girl though… So all the buff dudes are probably stuck with the two step.